American Crime Story (2016-2018)

With its A list cast, promise to deliver unflinching looks at real life crimes, and the best wigs in the biz, American Crime Story had people talking long before its winter 2016 premier. From the brain of Ryan Murphy (Nip/Tuck, American Horror Story, Scream Queens), American Crime Story is an anthology show where each season chronicles an actual crime from American history. The show's first season, titled The People v. O. J. Simpson, brings us back to those fateful events of 1995 in which a glove did in fact not fit, and therefore they had to acquit. There's Johnny Cochran (Courtney B. Vance), but no cock in this dramatization of "The Trial of the Century." Cuba Gooding Jr. is The Juice himself, while John Travolta is Robert Shapiro, Sarah Paulson is Marcia Clark, and Nathan Lane is a weirdly effable version of F. Lee Bailey. In season 1, episode 1 check out Billy Magnussen’s insanely buff and beautiful bod as he answers the door shirtless while playing the dumb blonde with the hot bod Kato Kaelin. Stop by our house for some mating anytime, housemate. If that didn't get your juices flowing, take a look at Cuba Gooding Jr's great ass when he hops out of the shower and shows Mr. Man the kind of muscular buns that win you a Heisman! Sterling K. Brown went shirtless as a Christopher Darden that could stiffen and harden, but we never got any full frontal. Season two switched things to The Assassination of Gianni Versace, with Darren Criss portraying the gay drifter chameleon turned assassin Andrew Cunanan, while Edgar Ramirez was his iconic victim Gianni Versace. The names weren't as recognizable as in the OJ season, but Ricky Martin does make his me-nude-o debut with a butt shot as Gianni's boytoy. Cody Fern and Darren Criss do all sorts of gay stuff together, with Criss showing off his can and spending a ton of time in a tiny pink Speedo. We couldn't get enough of that peach emoji, which is more than we can say for the nudity free third season, Impeachment. No nudity? Now that's a crime! As long as Mr. Murphy gets back to the hot man action of the first two seasons, American Crime Story will continue being more like American Slime Story!