This week we're bringing you a battle that's downright peachy. In 2017 Timothée Chalametand Armie Hammer teamed up to bring us one of the steamiest gay romances of all time, Call Me By Your Name. Chalamet was twenty-years-old during filming, but heplaysa seventeen-year-old named Elio who falls for a twenty-four-year-old graduate student named Oliver (Armie Hammer).
Who is Hotter?!
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Call Me By Your Name is famous for not explicitly depicting sex between Oliver and Elio. Rather it focuses on the XXXtreme sexual chemistry between these two hunks - sexual chemistry that comesto a boiling point when the two finally do hook up. We don't see them have sex, but we do see Armie Hammerwipe globs of cum off his hairy chest! Directo Luca Guadagnino is banking on the idea of Hammer barebacking the cum out ofTimothée being hotter than any explicit visual could provide. We, um, like his thinking.
Speaking of banking, we're here to decide which hunk you want in your bank of spank! It's a battle of top versus bottom. Older versus younger. Daddy versus twink. Do you prefer Timmy's striking model-worthy good looks, lean smooth bawdy, and tight little ass, or do you prefer Armie'sbig hairy chest, manly square jaw, and overall old Hollywood manly man man man good looks? Check out some of their hawtest moments and vote on which celeb should win this Battle of the Bulge!
Timothée Chalamet
Armie Hammer
