Black Sails (2014-2017)

Arr, the pirate's life for me! Or being the pirate's wife for me! Either way! Set in 1715, twenty years before the events of Robert Louis Stevenson’s “Treasure Island,” the Starz drama Black Sails first set sail in 2014 and lasted a solid four seasons before walking the plank. But before it went away, it gave us plenty of stuff for the spank bank!The swashbuckling prequel to the famous novelfollows Captain Flint (Toby Stephens) as his crew of pirates, which includes not yet "Long" John Silver (Luke Arnold), fight for the survival of New Providence Island, a location known for its abundance of thieves, prostitutes, fortune seekers, and criminals. But when every nation in the world declares them enemies who are to be killed on sight, an already dangerous job becomes borderline insane. Of course, that's not going to stop our beautiful buccaneers from tracking down buried treasure and taking out anyone who stands in their way! There might not be Jack Sparrow, but there's actual dudity for you to jack it to on this very adult take on the pirate genre. If you love booty as much as Mr. Man, pop off the eye patch and take a peek as Luke Arnold shows off his perfect pirate physique while he argues with a wench in the pilot. Luke goes full frontal in season four, episode one, giving us a great look at that perfect peen! We’d love to get Luke in our poop deck! We get to see Toby Schmitz show off his fleshy sword during a hot threesome scene in season two, episode four. Toby also gives us a peek at his dinghy dong in season one, episode seven. Shiver me timbers do we have major wood! Zach McGowan shows off his tight tush left and right in this series, but our favorite part is when he bares his balls when he rises out of the ground after being buried alive in season one, episode seven. Talk about buried treasure! This guy puts the XXX in X marks the spot! Luke Arnold might be John Silver, but he takes the gold when it comes to interracial action. He ends up in bed with a black babe, and we see his barely covered dong when she moves her leg off of it. As a dude we'd love to peg with a peg leg, Luke Roberts adds to the ass parade with a shot of his buns and last but not least, beefy babe Ray Stevenson shows off his perfect pecs while relaxing in bed with his lady in season three, episode six. With this nonstop parade of cutie pie pirates, the babes of Black Sails will certainly have you raising your main sail!