Posts about Michael Vartan

Top Ten Lists Friday, September 10, 11:45 AMFri, 10 Sep 2021 @ 11:45 AM by his_excellency

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Editorial Features Monday, July 13, 9:46 AMMon, 13 Jul 2020 @ 9:46 AM by his_excellency

From one of the most esteemed and storied penises in Hollywood to a penis that's quite literally... read more >>