If you’ve held on to enough high school French to figure out this movie is about elephants and the planet Mars, we hate to tell you you’re wrong. Those words are indeed in the title of Les Elephants de la planete Mars (2000), but this absurdist 30-minute French short film is actually about a teenage boy (Jeremie Elkaim) who has a pumpkin for a head, but grows up to have a normal human head. But, don’t let all that gourd business distract you from what really matters: a quick glimpse of Elkaim’s delectable derrière, about 10 minutes before the end of the movie. Très magnifique!