Michael Bower is a character actor who has appeared in literally everything. Literally! Okay, not literally, but you will seriously be shocked to see just how many important movie and TV roles this more to love hunk has starred in. He got his big break in the early '90s as a young actor in the Nickelodeon series Salute Your Shorts. He also nabbed roles on The Wonder Years, Doogie Howser, M.D., The X-Files, Popular, Dark Angel, Monk, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, and Bones - just to name a few. So ya, as we said, literally everything. But we're a little miffed that, throughout his prolific career, Michael Bower only went shirtless one time! Not cool bro. It all went down in 2001's Evolution. This is a hilarious movie about aliens coming to Earth and battling against humans for control of the planet. It's a star-studded flick that also features Julianne Moore, David Duchovny, and early 2000s heartthrob Seann William Scott. Michael Bower plays a frat dude unaware that the world as he knows it is being threatened by aliens! He parties while shirtless, and can be seen only wearing his boxers! We love seeing his sweet dude curves and suggestive undergarments. Seriously, when we see a hunk of f*ckability like Michael and realize that he only has one shirtless scene (and, gasp, no nudity!) we feel very sad for what might have been, but we also need to celebrate what was: The time Bower appeared in his boxers at a frat party as the world was threatened by aliens. Mike will give you a spike!
