Your favorite streaming services are absolutely crowded with cock and caboose this week, so unbuckle up and get ready to rub one or more out to this week’s long list of new nudity on Max, Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon.
Six is Not a Crowd
Don’t cry for this new Max series from Argentina because it’s got everything you could ask for - lots of bare booty from Juan Sorini and more, a quick flash of firepole from Roque José Alvarado, and an MMF threesome that’s heavy on the MM.
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The Killing of a Sacred Deer
Also on Max is this earlier work from Poor Things director Yorgos Lanthimos where Irish stud Colin Farrell shows his seat in the shower.
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The Contestant
Who knew Hulu would be where it’s at this May in terms of nudity but the streamer has added a ton of skin-filled titles, starting with this 2023 documentary about a man trapped naked in a room for fifteen months as part of a Japanese reality series. Though the unsuspecting Nasubi is filmed completely au naturale, his anaconda gets covered with an eggplant emoji. But that amazing ass is the real deal!
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Swiss Army Man
Get prepped to see Tony nominee Daniel Radcliffe on Broadway’s biggest night by streaming this adventure comedy on Hulu from the dream team that brought you Everything Everywhere All at Once. Directing duo The Daniels may have fitted the third Daniel with a prosthetic posterior to play a gassy corpse, but it’s molded from his own buttcheeks and it looks fap-tastic. Plus Danny Rads and Paul Dano share a smooch underwater!
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Pleasure
Hulu has also added this 2021 drama about a woman trying to break into the adult film industry. If you guessed that means it has plenty of erect packages for your viewing pleasure - you’d be right!
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Joe’s Palace
This 2007 UK drama now on Hulu features Rupert Penry-Jones’ thrustin’ buns while having sex in the titular abode. His singular nude scene will have you jonesing for more!
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The Beach Bum
You can watch Matthew McConaughy play it close to home as a stoner with an aversion to clothes in this 2019 comedy now on Hulu. Bum’s the word when Matthew moons the camera with his bethonged bottom, plus he whips out his dingy to piss on a docked boat.
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Rough Night
On Hulu from 2017, a crazy bachelorette weekend gets even crazier when Ryan Cooper lets out his cooped-up cock for some air during a lapdance and both Colton Haynes and Jaboukie Young White bring out their banana-hammocked bulges.
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Pain and Glory
Pedro Almódavar’s 2019 drama may star frequent collaborator and seminal Spanish hottie Antonio Banderas, but it’s César Vincente and his phenomenal full nudity while bathing himself that get top billing from Mr. Man!
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Hemingway Gelhorn
You can also catch this HBO biographical romance on Hulu where Clive Owen plays famous mustachioed author Ernest Hemingway. One look at Clive’s ass cheeks and it’ll be a farewell to arms but a big hello to your hand!
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The Adderall Diaries
Mark this down in your diary as the day you say James Franco’s fanny in this 2015 thriller now streaming on Hulu.
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Behind the Candelabra
Another celebrity-based HBO film, this one from 2013 stars Michael Douglas as piano virtuoso Liberace and Matt Damon as his gay lover. Both men bare their butts during a bubble bath but it’s Matt whose moneymaker gets more screen time.
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Sideways
Hulu subscribers can also stream this 2004 Oscar winner in which Lost star M.C. Gainey goes full nude and Thomas Hayden Church serves up some cake we’d take sideways, frontways, and backways!
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War Dogs
Netflix is the place to see this 2016 dramedy that has Gregg Weiner’s bare backside on a massage table that sadly covers up Weiner’s wiener.
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The Rules of Attraction
Amazon recently added over two hundred new titles, including this 2002 college-set film with a montage that has a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it penis flash plus some keester from Kip Pardue.
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Criminal Law
Amazon has another brief bit of boner from Gary Oldman in a frantic sex scene from this 1987 thriller.
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Not Another Teen Movie
Go to Amazon for a pre-Marvel peek at America’s Ass when Chris Evans donned this signature look in the raunchy 2001 parody. You’ll cream yourself for sure!
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