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Simon Says (2006)

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Simon Says (2006) is a thrilling adventure which follows a pothead, a loving couple, a slutty chick and a spoiled brat who go camping in the woods with a van. They meet two gravediggers who tell them to go elsewhere but like every great slasher flick, they ignore him! We're happy that they ignore the warnings so that we can see these hot men shirtless like Greg Cipes who goes sans shirt to toss a football. Kelly Blatz is one sexy man with a tanned torso and poppin' muscles that look fantastic when he's only wearing his shorts. That's a good look on him. It's so good that Artie Baxter copies it and also goes shirtless. Simon Says take off your shirts, boys! Let's play another round and take off those pants, too...