Sleepaway Camp (1983) follows a teenage girl named Angela and her cousin who go to a summer camp together, but people start getting murdered when they try to harm Angela. Paul DeAngelo is a kind, hunky camp counselor that makes us want to go to sleepaway camp. He wears an almost hysterical outfit that is also downright sexy when he wears a tight tank top and the shortest shorts that wonderfully display his bulge...like so much. We can pretty much see every ridge of his penis through his shorts. Summer just got a whole lot hotter!