Stuck on You (2003)

Unrelated to the 2003 Farrelly Brothers movie, Troma's Stuck on You (1982) was their attempt to create a sex comedy that tries just a bit harder. Back when Mel Brooks and Woody Allen movies were all the rage, Troma tried a similar formula with this look at love throughout the ages. When Carol (Virginia Penta) and Bill (Mark Mikulski): a couple with marriage problems, go to Family Court to try and smooth out their issues, the judge ends up being the angel Gabriel (Irwin Corey). Trying to convince them that their marital issues are nothing unique, Gabriel takes them back in time to view lovers throughout the ages. Quarreling couples the flick mines humor from include Adam (John Bigham) and Eve (June Martin), Queen Isabella (Robin Burroughs) and Christopher Columbus (Carl Sturmer), and King Arthur (Kent Shelton) and Guinevere (Patricia Tallman). But the craziest stuff in the movie comes when Bill tells a story of his youth, when he was a farmboy was in charge of breeding the family chickens. Those dang chickens wouldn't have sex, so Bill was trying everything from showing chicken porn to spraying them with sex pheromones so they'd feel the need to breed. At some point, he gets kicked out of his house totally nude and has to figure out a way to block his cock. His answer? A different kind of cock, actually. Mark Mikulski shows his ass as he sprints around the yard trying to hide his junk when a lover won't open the door and grabs a live chicken to hide his junk. Careful that thing doesn't peck you in the pecker! Stuck on You will have you all sorts of sticky!