The original Planet Of The Apes blew audiences' minds back in 1968, for more reasons than one. We're reliving the best of the OG Planet Of The Apes in preparation for the first true blockbuster of the summer, this weekend's Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes. Early reviews are glowing and the film is poised to rake in upwards of $50M at the box office. We have to admit, we feel a little bad for moviegoers. How many people are heading to the theater this weekend thinking they're going to see Charlton Heston's penis? Probably like, three or four. Or none. But still!
Believe it or not, one of Hollywood's all-time sexiest leading men, Academy Award winner Charleton Heston, proved that he's a man with nothing to hide, skinny dipping in this blockbuster movie and even showing his cock in the process. Story time. Before things take a dark turn in Planet Of The Apes, Heston and the boys go for a little homoerotic skinny dip in an idyllic lake, because why not? Perhaps the nudity is included to remind audiences that men and apes are not as different as one might think. We're all born naked and the rest is drag, as Charleton Heston used to say.
But that's not all. As the proud papa of a nice cock, Heston finds yet another opportunity to flash audiences. After being captured by the Apes, one of them strips off Heston's clothes so that they can all ogle his naked body. Look closely and you'll see that Heston's package slips into frame. Enjoy Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes this weekend, and never forget when Charlton Heston backed that Orangu-thang up!
