Bad Boys (1983)

Sean Penn proves it’s good to be bad in the crime drama Bad Boys (1983), not to be confused with Michael Bay’s action flick Bad Boys (1995) starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Under the direction of Rick Rosenthal (who makes a cameo appearance as the judge), this R rated thriller was shot in St. Charles, Illinois. The action kicks in when an Irish-American teen named Mick O’Brien (Penn) is sentenced to a juvenile detention center. There, he meets Barry Horowitz (Eric Gurry), a smart Jewish kid, as well as troublemakers “Viking” Lofgren (Clancy Brown) and Warren “Tweety” Jerome (Robert Lee Rush). If the latter two aren’t enough of a problem, Mick’s Puerto Rican rival Paco Moreno (Esai Morales) enters the institution too. Can the place withstand all of these bad boys or will counselor Ramon Herrera (Reni Santoni) help them change their lives? More importantly, will Mick flash his fab flesh? Fortunately, the answer is yes! During a proverbial shower scene, Sean shows off his gams, abs, back and ass while getting clean. Just looking at his wet chest may make you grab yourself... a towel! The movie also includes views of the dude’s pecs, balls and buns when he’s canoodling with his girlfriend J.C. Walenski (Ally Sheedy). Like her, critics couldn’t help take note of the acting chops (among other things) on this movie’s rising star. Sean received glowing reviews and the film turned a profit. Imagine what more it could have achieved if we got to see Penn’s peen!